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What to Watch This Week

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By: Jamie Steinberg

 

Sunday:

Shameless – Windfall! The Gallaghers find themselves swimming in cash when Carl sells their inheritance from Monica. Plus, Fiona swears off men in order to stay focused on her new apartment building. A sober Lip comes to terms with what it takes to stay off alcohol. Of course, Frank is back and out of his meth-induced coma and is hoping to make amends. Too little too late? (Showtime, 9pm ET/PT)

SMILF –Meet Bridgette. She’s a Single Mother I’d Like To F***. SMILF. Tonight’s series premiere has Bridgette concerned that by having a baby she’s ruined her vagina. Hoping to find out the truth, she seeks out a former flame. (Showtime, 10pm ET/PT)

 

Monday:

Kevin Can Wait – Like a kid in a toy store…Or like a sequel to the original Paul Blart movie…Kevin and Vanessa find themselves locked in a toy store after hours. Meanwhile, Chale finds himself flourishing while working at Enzo’s. (CBS, 8pm ET/PT)

Long Island Medium – It’s a brand new season and we are starting it with stars! Tonight watch as Theresa Caputo meets with celebrities Kelsey Grammer, Chrissy Metz, music group Sugar Ray’s lead singer Mark McGrath and “Biggest Loser” trainer Bob Harper. (TLC, 9pm ET/PT)

 

Tuesday:

The Middle – After suffering a heart attack, Frankie’s mother comes to stay at Casa Heck. Plus, the ever a romantic Sue decides it might be nice if she and Sean set one another up on a date! (We recommend with each other.) (ABC, 8pm E/PT)

The Mayor – Speaking of dates, Courtney heads out on the town of one of his own where he learns the lucky lady might actually have some ulterior motives. Plus, Dina shares her voice when Ocho Okoye encourages her to join the church choir. (ABC, 9:30pm ET/PT)

 

Wednesday:

The 51st Annual CMA Awards – It’s the 51st Annual Country Music Awards and as usual musicians Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley take the hosting duties! Be ready for burns, blondes, beauty and badass tunes! (ABC, 8pm ET/PT)

Chicago PD – Tonight the Chicago police department are out in full force! When a family has been killed the team looks into a connection between the dead and a drug dealer. (NBC, 10pm ET/PT)

 

Thursday:

Gotham – Cherry’s Place becomes quite the attraction thanks to Grundy and Nygma. The Penguin’s ego is bruised when Nygma insults him on stage so he seeks the aid of The Sirens in order to exact revenge. On a happier note, Gordon finds himself with an offer he can’t refuse – the captain’s position at the GCPD! (FOX, 8pm ET/PT)

The Big Bang Theory – Much to Sheldon’s dismay, he and Bert are paired up to take on a research project. Also, after being romantically shot down by Ruchi, Penny attempts to help Raj navigate his friendship with his new pal. (CBS, 8pm ET/PT)

 

Friday:

Hell’s Kitchen – Pizza time! The remaining chefs are given just thirty minutes to create a personal pizza based on the country they have been assigned. Each pizza is then judged by Steve Samson, the owner of DeSano’s pizzeria. During dinner, the chefs must impress actress Melissa Fumero and model Devon Windsor. Hope everyone is on their best behavior! (FOX, 8pm ET/PT)

Hawaii Five-0 –  When two tourists end up dead, the Five-0 team comes to investigate a man who is suffering from multiple personality disorder. One of said personalities seems to become violent and another personality has the persona of a child. Meanwhile, McGarrett must keep his temper in line as a stress management consultant tags along with him on the case to help manage his health. (CBS, 9pm ET/PT)

 

Saturday:

Cake Boss – Buddy finds himself headed down the rabbit hole when he designs an Alice in Wonderland themed cake for a local children’s theater. Athlete Carlos Beltran makes an appearance when his Carlos Beltran Foundation orders a vintage baseball cake from Mauro. If that doesn’t tickle your sweet tooth, wait until Carlos’ Bakery must make an ultimate quinecanera cake! (TLC, 9pm ET/PT)

Saturday Night Live – Female comic Tiffany Haddish (formerly of the “The Carmichael Show”) will be hosting for the very first time! Also, Swifties it’s on! Your girl Taylor Swift will be performing as musical guest! I’m excited to see her sing her latest hits! (NBC, 11:29pm ET/PT)

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