Wynonna Earp – Love’s All Over

By: Alejandra Gil M

The episode starts with a little montage of Purgatory. Each one of the gang are doing their thing, Wynonna (Melanie Scrofano) with some monster hunting shenanigans and Nicole (Kat Barrell) and Waverly (Dominique Provost-Chalkley) seem to be in an apartment complex parking lot sitting on old Nedley´s (Greg Lawson) couch doing a third proposal. When Wynonna is about to shoot one of those monsters she finds Amon (Noam Jenkins) behind a dead deer. Apparently, he´s hunting, too.

At Shorty´s there is a little engaging celebration. Rachel (Martina Ortiz-Luis) and Doc (Tim Rozon) are also there, all drinking and toasting their age appropriate drinks. Nicole and Waverly are surprised that Doc is not coming to their bigger party later because of Wynonna. Nedley asks for her but she´s still deciding whether to kill Amon or not. She just reminds him that she can kill him anytime she wants and lets him go.

Wynonna finally walks in Shorty´s so Doc leaves. Waverly asks were she´s been and Wynonna tries to come up with an excuse. She says she´s been planning their bachelorette, a girl´s night out, and takes them to a male strip club. Nicole goes to do some shots with another lady celebrating at the club. Waverly engages in a conversation with Wynonna. Apparently, Nicole wants the wedding to happen super fast – maybe even at city hall. As we know it is not her first wedding. Wynonna reminds her that she´s had bridal scrapbooks dreaming of that day and she should tell Nicole what she wants.

Back at Shorty´s Rachel shoots her shot and asks for a real drink. Nedley senses she´s still thinking about Billy Clanton (Billy Bryk), so he offers her a job so she doesn´t have to spend most time alone at the homestead, Rachel also confirms a question from 4A, Nedley did in fact ate Calamity Jane.

At the strip club Waverly and Wynonna befriend one of the dancers, Demetri (Christopher Jacot). He is a guy that identifies as pan who insists that love does not exist, as he´s a love professional. But Waverly he still does not agree, so he bets her on it, dropping something on her pocket and walks away.

Nicole and Waverly go to the sheriff´s office to get their marriage license, but when Waverly gets a little intense with the PDA Nicole stops her saying that the public stuff should be just for them. However, nobody´s there. Or so we thought…Soon we hear Bunny Loblaw (Jann Arden) saying, “No, just me and the Lord.” Same rude and homophobic Bunny. Nicole soon finds one of the love glitters on Waverly and falls instantly for her, wanting to be all over her in front of Bunny. Whom also falls for her when she shakes Waverly´s hand.

Waverly goes to Amon´s club with an apple pie. She wants to ask him for something, but not before Amon asks her about Cleo Clanton (Savannah Basley). Apparently something happened at their ranch and they have not seen any of the Clantons. Waverly insists she does not know anything about it, so instead asks Amon for a truce day so that she and Nicole can get married without any revenants showing up. This makes him yet another victim of the falling in the love spell towards Waverly. Waverly goes back to the homestead. Nicole was already waiting for her, impatiently, and insists that they should come up with a wedding hashtag, like HeatWave or WaveNic. Nicole lands on WayHaught, but says that is ridiculous.

However, they get interrupted as Bunny arrives with a bunch of flowers for Waverly. She just says nope and sends her away. Bunny insists that she has a copy of Bend it like Beckham they can watch together. Wynonna, who was already there sleeping in the back of a truck, heard everything so starts teasing Waverly about it. Doc goes looking for Cleo at the Clanton´s ranch and finds her sitting and crying. It seems he promised her brother he won´t hurt her. Instead he gets the love spell for her.

Everything gets worse before it gets better though. At Shorty´s there is a glitter explosion that falls all over everyone there. So, they all fall for each other, start to slow dance and are switching partners. But Waverly convinces Demetri that love really does exist even beneath the hurt and heartbreak. He agrees to take the glitter back and his job as Cupid. In other news, Rachel lets Billy go home to a Cleo that is feeding Margo (Margo Boudreau) to what we think is a bunch of rippers. Also, Wynonna sleeps with Amon.